6 Funny Ways to Annoy Your Boyfriend (2 of 4)

2. Have Him Make Decisions

Don’t worry ladies, not actual decisions. No, just ask him what to do for the evening, and then regardless of what he says, get angry. Say he doesn’t know what you’re really like and when he does the typical male diplomatic approach of telling you to pick something in that case, get mad again. Such a fun way to mess with his head!

3. Talk About Stuff That He Finds Gross

No matter whether it’s toenails or spiders, keep talking about whatever grosses him out. It’s even better if you get him all going with some romantic or hot conversation and then shove in a good spider story to instantly kill the mood. Just don’t hold it against him if your planned love-making session gets abruptly canceled.